February 8, 2013 • 42 notes • stoppodcastingyourselfhighlights

paulftompkins:

Now that I hear it again, I think the odd phrasing points to this call as having been made by an actual robot. - Paul

stoppodcastingyourselfhighlights:

Ep. 205 - Paul F. Tompkins, @PFTompkins - 1:24:35 - Now they’re all doing weed.

November 27, 2012 • 67,697 notes
Trying to be vegan. Bread usually has butter in it.

Trying to be vegan.

Bread usually has butter in it.

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November 27, 2012 • 150,997 notes

inrowlingwetrust:

theblackship:

ilvalentinos:

robert-pattinson-hates-his-life:

Rob talking about a stalker he had in Spain.

HE COMPLAINED ABOUT HIS LIFE. 

TO A FAN.

FOR TWO STRAIGHT HOURS. 

Bless this man.

the man. the myth. the legend.

Crying.

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November 27, 2012 • 73,429 notes • liveitout

Spice World was a cinematic masterpiece and fuck you for thinking otherwise.

That is an awful miniature.

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November 22, 2012 • 11,641 notes • 2-shane-s
flying-blades: no words Seems legit.

flying-blades:

no words

Seems legit.

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November 19, 2012 • 111,965 notes • destielshipsjohnlock

the-glint-off-her-spectacles:

destielshipsjohnlock:

don’t you wish such place existed

They would be divided according to fandom. Crossover fics would appear in all the fandoms they reference. The smut section would have red lighting (for red light districts, duh) and the fluff section would have bean bags and stuffed animals. The angst section would be between fluff and smut so you can cope as you choose. There would be divisions according to pairings. Fan art would decorate the walls. There would be special nights for readings. The computers could be used to write fic and reference the original canon. Each fandom section would be decorated according to the corresponding fandom. The staff would wear cosplays from various fandoms.

*sobs quietly because this doesn’t exist*

It would burn within a week of opening.

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November 19, 2012 • 66,750 notes • loveincolor.org
ambercosmo: committreason: ambercosmo: ALL washrooms need to be like this.There’s no way you can explain a need for gendered bathrooms without coming off sexist or transphobic.  You sound as blithely inconsiderate and intolerable as the people you’re decrying. Speaking out against intolerance doesn’t make you intolerant.  It does when you take something that isn’t inherently discriminatory, insist that it is, and then put labels on people who disagree with you.  And since you’re proselytizing, please provide some evidence that a unisex bathroom has any benefit to society as a whole.

ambercosmo:

committreason:

ambercosmo:

ALL washrooms need to be like this.
There’s no way you can explain a need for gendered bathrooms
without coming off sexist or transphobic. 

You sound as blithely inconsiderate and intolerable as the people you’re decrying.

Speaking out against intolerance doesn’t make you intolerant. 

It does when you take something that isn’t inherently discriminatory, insist that it is, and then put labels on people who disagree with you. 

And since you’re proselytizing, please provide some evidence that a unisex bathroom has any benefit to society as a whole.

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November 19, 2012 • 459 notes • rppetpeeves
ohhicas: biorobo: scarysexualbox: People who stick to one rp relationship. Like, not to offend anyone who does this, but rp relationships shouldn’t be limited to just one character. Your character is in a bunch of storylines with different people and sometimes you can’t pursue a relationship with the other character because you’re already tied down to someone else r u srs sorry my characters aren’t cheaters o-) omfg r u 4rl Translates to: ‘I tried to start an affair in some bullshit forum RP and was rebuffed.’ Also, this is not proper roleplaying.

ohhicas:

biorobo:

scarysexualbox:

People who stick to one rp relationship. Like, not to offend anyone who does this, but rp relationships shouldn’t be limited to just one character. Your character is in a bunch of storylines with different people and sometimes you can’t pursue a relationship with the other character because you’re already tied down to someone else

r u srs

sorry my characters aren’t cheaters o-)

omfg r u 4rl

Translates to: ‘I tried to start an affair in some bullshit forum RP and was rebuffed.’

Also, this is not proper roleplaying.

(via itsxandy)

November 19, 2012 • 8 notes • fagology

humorandshit:

fagology:

SIR I WANNA BUY THESE SHOES FOR MY MAMA, PLEASE.

ITS CHRISTMAS EVE AND THESE SHOES ARE JUST HER SIZE.

COULD YOU HURRY, SIR? DADDY SAYS THERE’S NOT MUCH TIME YOU SEE; SHE’S BEEN SICK FOR QUITE AWHILE AND I KNOW THESE SHOES WILL MAKE HER SMILE AND I WANT HER TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL IF MAMA MEETS JESUS TONIGHT.

I’M FUCKING CRYING I HATE THIS FUCKING SONG GET OFF THE RADIO.

FUCK YOU

THANK YOU FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO FUCKING GETS THE SAME FEELINGS.

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November 18, 2012 • 142,800 notes • ohaielliott
ohaielliott: There’s a button on my laptop that I’ve always been too scared to push. I’m worried if I do press it two black guys are gonna turn up behind me and steal my laptop. It just animates your shadow. Also someone elses.

ohaielliott:

There’s a button on my laptop that I’ve always been too scared to push. I’m worried if I do press it two black guys are gonna turn up behind me and steal my laptop.

It just animates your shadow. Also someone elses.

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